Collaboration With Myself

-written using the website "what-would-i-say" which generates new phrases you might say based on your previous Facebook Status Updates 

What if I made me 
When I was pretty good
When I had no letters cause I hadn’t met myself yet 
Practicing for my future life
I was sufficiently dead I was born 
Flying into my childhood home, Karen Proctor
I am cause I was a big kiss
I was a remarkable thing I was the cheapest thing I was a discount
just boring enough
so poor I confuse my theres
This is an audition
Hopefully I'm an adult I wear a cowboy hat
what if I can't help but remind me of myself 
I love impersonations of my previous work
Goat Gland Specialist         Academy Award winning screenwriter of the day 
dynamic czar of the chimes            Unintelligible at any speed
Dude we should’ve gotten the Nobel Prize in boredom, hard work, or some shit. 


Janetta, I noticed the broken melody was You
I understand you 
Camera dreams come true
I always have periods too
Steve I'm a human being, including the same exact thing 
He's so sad he can't remember what happens in Chekhov's plays
I understand you
Most people do with anything
Most people don't have lives, they wear blankets because their body temperature lowers 
Facebook and incoherent imagery, a bunch of tribute people
An iPhone doesn't mean you 
Sarcophagus noun meaning doglike

Learn from a professional kid
That was the future life
I was upon the earth.
I’m just not working. 
I not me
I'll be at the miracle of all reality
A proud member of the people
 
I'll be starting a fear of contact find me