The
biggest piece of shit ever
I
write all my own t-shirts
Punjab Footjob Cripple Epic Child Riot
Blog: Foods Which No Longer Exist
This
that I don't have a real job
Being
born was nonconsensual
Wiped
their ass with my chin
The
years went on in statuses
Ricochet
biscuit I only trust
Beloved
childhood figures: Michaelangelo
The
ninja turtle, not the artist
The
professional wrestling circuit
Junk
put onto shelves
Never joke about Denver
Left an orthodontist at the altar
Never joke about Denver
Left an orthodontist at the altar
You
can always rely on accidents
At
the opera with pornstars
All
women are Disney Princesses
And
I’m vaccinated by the nipples
The
sonar of emotions
I’ll
be a rich man when they make the biopic
It’s
cool then it sux then it’s over
